Syphons are most often seen during the festival of "Tasslemas"
when they meet in towns near Birmingham to celebrate by
"Brum-gungking", highlights of which are shown
towards the end of news bulletins on Syddria.
huge gut blobs feed by sucking the juices from the stomach of
their victims. They are slow but extremely strong, and can suck
all the belly bile from a human in three seconds. If you are
on the Slime Plains of planet Syddria in early June, look out
for male Bile Syphons doing their famous "tassle dance"
to attract a female. It is strange to see such a horrible snot
grub performing such a beautiful act!
Bile Syphon Fact Box
- 150-290 cm
- Reasonable for a blob monkey.
- Bile juice.
- Arms like pythons.
many are in Britain? - 700 - 1000.
Features - Syddrian slime tastes like peppermint.
to speak Syddrian
have the next tassle-dance? - Lollonla la lelles lon lellalalon
I want to go to Birmingham - La loollolon lol Birminghamla..
May I suck your guts? - Lollonla la linlallos lullalla ellallellanla?